If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
What a night
Woke up in my underwear with no recollection of most of my night Alcohol-1 Mariah-0
There’s going to be things that make you sad, and they’re going to make you cry. But one day, those things that once made you sad and cry, will make you happy and smile. You’ll be happy with the decisions you made because it got you to where you are now. No regrets.
musicisthecure: The Sirens’ Song - Parkway...
when you get home from work and into your bed! best feeling of the day/night!
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: There are going to be times when you look so good that I stare like an idiot. There will also times that I think you look beautiful, but I will not say or do anything. Trust that you are always beautiful in my eyes. Love, Me awwww!